The İrAnKy DuTcHmAn's FIFA 2003 Comics
The İrAnKy DuTcHmAn came to fame in the Soccer
Gaming Forums. His witty sense of humor that shone through in his FIFA 2003
comics quickly made him hot property.
The İrAnKy DuTcHmAn is exactly that, CRANKY! So
don't expect any niceties in these comics.
These comics are not for the faint of heart, and
most of all are not meant to be taken seriously.
Why is the İrAnKy DuTcHmAn so angry? No one
actually knows. We do know that he can't speak English very well, however many
people argue that his illiteracy is what makes his comics even funnier! Enjoy!
This Week's Feature Comic:
"Casillas The Host"
Week 1 Comics (Feb 23rd -
March 2nd, 2003)
"Freakin Scared Antonioli" - The scared goalie.
"Italian French
Sex" - Zidane gets "tackled" from behind by Del Piero.
"Balls Kicking
Ferrara" - Hierro cops a low blow.
"Italian
Possesion Game" - The Juventus boys pick on poor Raul.
"Stupid
Nerds" - Tears on the football field?
"Arrogant, but
Famous Collina" - Collina for the autograph hunters.
"Italian
Military Panucci" - Attention!
"Famous
Collina" - Someone actually got Collina's autograph.
"AS
Roma Athletics" - The AS Roma defense sprint drills.
Got a request for the İrAnKy DuTcHmAn, or maybe
even an interesting FIFA 2003 screenshot that you'd like the İrAnKy DuTcHmAn to
bring to life with his no holding back attitude. Send them to crankydutchman@soccergaming.com.
